原创中译英，机翻＋人工修改，初中英语水平还望海涵，下文不针对任何人，想用自取I was touched when I heard your mother's story. What a such legendary stories it is in the world. Your mother suffered from a fatal disease when she was just an adult. She had to mate with pigs, cows, dogs and wolves every day, or she would bleed to death. After a few years of hard work, your mother's p have been black and bulletproof, even in the nuclear test is intact. Finally one day your mother is pregnant, the most sophisticated instrument can not detect your father is who, unfortunately that incurable disease plus pig cattle dog Wolf cultivation,your mother's life is not long. The day you were born in the wind and rain, your mother died in a sudden bleeding, followed by a brilliant golden sun as if to celebrate your mother's death. As the saying goes well, Love is born during long intercourse, when your mother's body was put into the crematorium, your dog and Wolf father rushed into the crematorium to die. Your mother's ashes no one to claim was blown to the ground, just sprinklers car playing the song "good day" by, your mother's ashes were washed into the sewer, your cow and pig dad also could not help, and your mother together into the sewer. Pity you, grew up in an orphanage, now the greatest human mystery is in you, that is your wild father is who?

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